I posted this in the thread at .Com last night, but since .Com is down for now:

I've transcribed all of the lyrics. If anybody wants 'em, just send me an e-mail.

I've already helped out quite a few.

Email sent!

Another email sent. Thanks, unpluggedcrazy.

Thanks for the lyrics.

But shouldn't Balls being included? I thought that was his last line of the song. Sounded like it. Heh.

Hey, no prob, you guys.

Hehe. I kinda finished editing my post above just as you posted that. Just pointing that out.

I counted that more as dialogue.

Heh. Sure. That could be it, as well.

Sent you an e-mail UnpluggedCrazy, thanks in advance!

I've been transcribing too. Can anybody tell me if this is right? It was a bit hard to hear in places.

DR. HORRIBLE:
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through.
All that matters: Taking matters
into your own hands.
Soon I'll control everything.
My wish is your command.

CAPTAIN HAMMER:
Stand back, everyone! Nothing here to see!
Just imminent danger, and in the middle of it - me!
Yes, Captain Hammer's here, hair blowing in the breeze.
The day needs my saving expertise!

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
It seems destiny ends with me saving you!
The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death.
I'll now give you a sec to catch your breath.

PENNY:
Thank you, Hammer-man, I don't think I can
explain how important it was that you stopped the van.
I could be splattered, I'd be crushed into debris.
Thank you, sir, for saving me.

CAPTAIN HAMMER: (Don't worry about it.)
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
PENNY: You came from above...
DR. HORRIBLE: Are you kidding?
CAPTAIN HAMMER: It seems destiny ends with me saving you!
DR. HORRIBLE: What heist were you watching?
PENNY: I wonder what you're captain of...
DR. HORRIBLE: Stop looking at her like that.
CAPTAIN HAMMER: When you're the best, you can't rest. What's the use?
DR. HORRIBLE: Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?
PENNY: My heart is beating like a drum.
CAPTAIN HAMMER: There's ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse.
DR. HORRIBLE: I stopped the van, the remote control was in my hand!
PENNY: I must be in shock...
CAPTAIN HAMMER: The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death...
PENNY: ...assuming I'm not loving you to death...
DR. HORRIBLE: Whatever...
CAPTAIN HAMMER & PENNY: ...so please give me a sec to catch my breath.

Edited to fix a word.